October 13, 2024
Dating Tips

140 Naughty Messages That Will Make Him Miss You 

Are you in search of ways to make your special someone take into consideration you all day long? 

Sometimes, slightly message can have a huge impact, especially when it’s playful or slightly bit naughty. 

Sending a flirty text is a straightforward method to let him know he’s in your mind and make him miss you much more.

Whether you’re in a brand new relationship or attempting to spice things up along with your long-term partner, these messages are perfect for creating slightly excitement.

From sweet and funny to daring and a bit risqué, we’ve put together over 120 messages that may make him smile and consider you.

This collection of texts is prepared so that you can send at any moment. Use them to maintain the spark alive, even once you’re apart. 

Just pick one which feels right, send it his way, and wait for that loving response that is certain to follow!

[Also Read: 5 Texting Mistakes That Are Keeping You Single]

Naughty Messages That Will Make Him Miss You

1. “Just thinking about all the fun we’ll have the next time I see you… I can’t wait! 😉”

2. “I’ve got a surprise for you the next time we meet. Spoiler: It’s not something I can send in a text 🙊.”

3. “Counting down the minutes until I get to kiss you again. It’s too many minutes.”

4. “Wish you were here right now… I could use some ‘us’ time.”

5. Just considered one of those days where all the things jogs my memory of you… and oh, how I miss you.

6. “Guess what I’m wearing right now? Hint: You love it. 😜”

7. I can’t stop fascinated about that point we [insert a memorable, intimate moment]. It drives me crazy!”

8. “I bet you can’t guess what I’m thinking about right now… (it might have something to do with you!)”

9. “You + Me tonight = 😈. Too bad you’re not here!”

10. “Is it too distracting if I send you naughty thoughts of us during your workday?”

11. “Remember that secret I told you I’d never tell? I think I might let it slip the next time I see you…”

12. “I’m saving a few kisses in my pocket for you, but they’re burning a hole. Need you to come and get them soon.”

13. “How is it possible that I miss you even more than I did five minutes ago?”

14. “Can you feel me thinking about you right now? Because it feels like sparks over here 🔥.”

15. “If I could teleport to you right now, what would you want us to do first? I have a few ideas…”

16. “Sending you a virtual hug until I can replace it with a real one (and maybe a little extra!)”

17. “Tonight, let’s rewrite our favorite memory. Just thinking about it is making me all sorts of nostalgic.”

18. “I dare you to imagine the naughtiest thing we could do. Got it? Now let’s plan on making it a reality.”

19. “I’ve been practicing my kisses… Want to come see how I’ve improved?”

20. “Missing you is too hard! How about you come over and give me a distraction?”

12. “Just a heads up, I’m going to need a thorough hug inspection from you soon.”

22. “I’m thinking of a magic trick I’d love to show you. It involves me disappearing into your arms.”

23. “Let’s make a deal: For every minute you’re late meeting me, you owe me a kiss. Ready to go bankrupt?”

24. “If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard right now.”

25. “I’m currently accepting applications for the role of ‘personal warmer’. You’re the only candidate.”

26. “Help me settle a bet? I say your kisses are electrifying. Care to prove me right?”

27. “Just so you know, I smile like an idiot every time your name pops up on my phone.”

28. “If thinking about you burned calories, I’d be my dream weight by now.”

29. “Tonight’s forecast? 100% chance of cuddles.”

30. “I’m testing out some perfume; could you come over and tell me if it works? You have to get really close.”

31. “Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away.”

32. “I’m having a snack but it would taste so much better with your lips.”

33. “Spoiler alert: When I see you, I’m jumping into your arms.”

34. “I keep finding myself smiling at my phone, and it’s all your fault.”

35. “You should be here, holding me tight. Then again, you might never want to let go.”

36. “Got a ticket for speeding because I’m rushing home to you. Good enough excuse?”

37. “Your mission, should you choose to accept: to come up with the most romantic date for us. Ready, set, go!”

38. “You’re like my favorite song on repeat, and I’m not even slightly tired of you.”

39. “Every time you cross my mind, I think ‘Oh no, I can’t be this lucky!’”

40. “How long till you’re back in my arms? I’m counting every heartbeat.”

41. “Our next kiss is due for a sequel, and I’m ready for the premiere.”

42. “Let’s make a pact—no clothes allowed next time we see each other. Too bold?”

43. “My pillow still smells like you, but it’s not as good at hugs. Need you back ASAP.”

44. “I’m looking at the stars and wondering if you see the same ones. They remind me of your eyes.”

45. “Planning our next adventure in my dreams. Spoiler: It ends with a twist… and lots of kisses.”

46. “Can we fast forward to the part where you come home to me?”

47. “My heart does a little ‘squee!’ every time I think of you.”

48. “I’ve got a joke for you: What’s cute and misses you a ton? Me.”

49. “Let’s have a contest—who misses the other more? Hint: You’re losing.”

50. “Imagine this: You, me, and a cozy blanket. Why are we not making this happen right now?”

Funny And Naughty Messages That Will Make Him Miss You 

51. “I need you more than I need my coffee this morning. And you know how I get without my coffee…”

52. “Missing you is harder than trying to get a perfect selfie on the first try.”

53. “You must be a magician because every time I think of you, everyone else disappears. Or maybe I just need new glasses?”

54. “My bed is way too big without you. I keep rolling over into your spot and falling onto the floor!”

55. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber’ and I’d pick you first.”

56. “I miss you like an idiot misses the point.”

57. “Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your last text message.”

58. “I told my dog about you and now he’s missing you too. You’ve got a fan club over here.”

59. “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for, plus I think my GPS is broken because I can’t find my way to you!”

60. “I’d send you a kiss, but I fear the postman might keep it for himself.”

61. “Warning: I’m planning a bear hug attack the next time I see you. Prepare to be smothered!”

62. “My love for you is like a fart—impossible to hide and embarrassingly obvious.”

63. “I thought about texting you ‘I miss you’ but I figured I’d rather bug you in person.”

64. “Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you steal mine.”

65. “You’re like bacon—you make all the things higher. Now, come back so you possibly can bacon my day!

66. “If missing you was a sport, I’d be in the Olympics by now.”

67. “They say distance makes the heart grow fonder, but all it’s making me is ‘longer’.”

68. “Are you a charger? Because without you, my battery is low.”

69. “I was going to send you something cute, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.”

70. “Just like my fridge, my heart is empty without you.”

71. “Can you send me a selfie? I need to prove to my friends that angels really do exist.”

72. “I’m currently on a seafood diet. I see your pictures, I miss you more. It’s not working out.”

73. “How much do you miss me? If it’s less than ‘a lot’, you’re doing it wrong.”

74. “I wish you were here to kill this spider for me! Miss your bravery.”

75. “Do you know if there are any police around? Because you just stole my heart.”

76. “I’d tell you that I can’t stop thinking about you, but I’m too busy thinking about you to tell you.”

77. “I miss you like I miss my phone when I can’t find it in my handbag—which is a lot and frantic!”

78. “You must be really tired because you’ve been running in my thoughts all day… and tripping a lot, too.”

79. “Let’s make a deal: you come back soon, and I stop telling these awful puns. Fair?”

80. “Missing you is the worst, but remembering to put pants on for video calls is a close second.”

[Interesting: 15 Texts That Will Get Him Chasing You]

Flirty Messages That Will Make Him Go Crazy Missing You 

81. “Is it getting hot in here, or is it just the thought of you?”

82. “I’m making a list of things I want to do to you when I see you next. It’s getting a bit lengthy.”

83. “If thoughts of you were a crime, I’d be serving a life sentence.”

84. “Care for a sneak peek? Or do you prefer to be surprised?”

85. “I bet you can’t guess what color I’m wearing—or not wearing.”

86. “Just one more sleep until I get to see you. Guess who’s not sleeping tonight?”

87. “Let’s skip dinner tonight and go straight to dessert.”

88. “Warning: It’s risky to open my messages at work. I wouldn’t want you getting too distracted.”

89. “My bed is so empty without you. Think you could come fill it up?”

90. “I’m thinking of you… in ways that are definitely NSFW.”

91. “Let’s make our own workout session—I promise it’ll be more fun than the gym.”

92. “Guess what’s on the menu tonight: Me.”

93. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again… slowly… and with less clothing?”

94. “Just had a shower, but I feel like I missed a spot. Can you come over and check?”

95. “If you were here right now, I’d show you what ‘missing you’ really feels like.”

96. “I’ve got a present for you, but it’s not something I can send in the mail 😉.”

97. “I’m having trouble unzipping this dress. Think you could come help me?”

98. “I can’t promise to behave if you come over. Just warning you now.”

99. “My lips are missing your lips. Can you come provide some relief?”

100. “Want to make a bet? I bet you can’t guess where I’m thinking of touching you right now.”

101. “Can’t wait to show you my new underwear. I think you’ll want to inspect it closely.”

102. “I’ve been practicing my kissing skills, and I need a volunteer for a performance review.”

103. “Let’s have a contest to see who can tease the other more. I’m pretty sure I’d win.”

104. “I need a bedtime story tonight. Come over and whisper it in my ear?”

105. “I keep practicing your name with my last name, but it’d sound better moaned out loud, don’t you think?”

106. “I’m not great at algebra, but doesn’t U + I = 69?”

107. “Missing you is harder than buttoning up jeans after Thanksgiving dinner.”

108. “How about we turn off our phones, turn on our minds, and let our bodies take over?”

109. “If you were a book, I’d flip through your pages all night long.”

110. “Let’s play a game: What’s the naughtiest thought you’ve had today? I’ll start…”

112. “I’m under too many blankets and still not warm enough… I think I’m missing a key ingredient. You.”

113. “I bet I can guess where you want to kiss me first… Want to see if I’m right later?”

114. “Just so you know, I’m wearing that smile you gave me… and only that.”

115. “I’ve been a very good girl today. Well, mostly good. Okay, maybe you should come over and decide for yourself.”

116. “There’s a chill in the air and no one to warm me up. I’m thinking you should fix that.”

117. “I should send you a warning label: Beware, I’m thinking naughty thoughts about you again.”

118. “Wish you were here to play hooky with me. I promise it’ll be worth it.”

119. “If we were together right now, what would we be doing? I have a few ideas, and they all involve less clothing.”

120. “Thinking about our last kiss is the new way I pass time in meetings.”

121. “I’m trying to focus on work, but I keep picturing all the things we could be doing instead.”

122. “How about a sneak preview tonight of my new lingerie? Technology can be oh so useful, don’t you think?”

123. “I’ve been practicing some yoga poses. Maybe I can show you how flexible I am later?”

124. “Do you know what’s on the menu tonight? Me-n-u.”

125. “Just took a very hot shower, and it wasn’t half as fun as it would’ve been with you.”

126. “I’ve got a secret and it involves a naughty dream I had about you. Want to hear more?”

127. “Let’s make a to-do list for the weekend. I’ll put you at the top.”

128. “I was thinking of a way to make you smile. My clothes instantly came to mind. They’d look better on your bedroom floor.”

129. “Counting down the hours until I get to see you and make up for all this time apart. Hope you’re ready for me.”

130. Your arms around me sound so significantly better than this blanket. Just saying.”

131. “I’m having trouble sleeping. Could use your arms for a pillow… and maybe more.”

132. “Hope you’re ready to catch up on our kiss deficit tonight.”

133. “I’m craving something sweet. Any ideas on what I should get? Or maybe, who?”

135. “Can we play a game? You try to find the most sensitive part of my body with just your lips.”

136. “Do you prefer naughty or nice? Because I can be both, but tonight I’m leaning towards naughty.”

137. “Every day I’m with you, I discover another reason to miss you when you’re not here.”

138. “Hey, I just found out what’s missing from your day. Me.”

139. “I tried to send you something sexy, but the mailman said I had to get out of the mailbox first.”

140. “Let’s have a competition. Who can wear less to bed tonight? Ready, set, go!”


Feel free to regulate them based in your style and the character of your relationship!

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