25 Clever Comebacks to Humble A Toxic Man You’re Dating

One of my favorite TikTok trends is generally known as the “I am no man’s peace” trend. In this trend, women share screenshots of their most cutthroat and ruthless text responses to men’s aggressive or insulting behavior in the dating world. If you’re not feeling as much as creating your individual unique comeback, nonetheless, haven’t any fear. Here are some I’ve created. You can simply enjoy these for laughs without sending them to anyone or, on a rare occasion, utilize them to humble a toxic man who’s either done you dirty or tried to neg you or emotionally harm you not directly. They are grouped into 4 categories for various situations. Remember: only use these in rare occasions with individuals who actually deserve it and who’ve gone out of their method to disturb your peace by attempting to deliberately provoke or manipulate you. Don’t use these in unsafe situations where a person has your personal information or with potentially dangerous men and definitely don’t apply it to men who don’t deserve it. Hit the block button each time possible after sending. The point of those comebacks is not to maintain engaging with toxic people but to go away them within the dust and humble them while doing so, hopefully to discourage them from behaving in such an abhorrent and audacious way toward women in the longer term. 

When It’s Time to Ghost Him (Because He’s Low Effort or Negging You)

Women have noted that men attempt to “neg” them to attempt to get their attention, attempting to steer them through backhanded comments to face out from the group.  Here are some responses you should use to take care of that, before blocking them completely. 

1. I lowered my standards and the bar simply to interact with you and you continue to managed to disappoint. Congratulations, that’s quite the impressive feat. 
2. If only other parts of you were as big as your ego — no less than then I’d actually be having some fun. 
3. I’m sorry, you could have me confused for a girl who will take your shit. I hope you discover the person you’re on the lookout for. 
4. The truth is, I often go for looks and money, but I used to be trying something different with you and never be so shallow this time around. 
5. This is just not the sort of dating experience I’m accustomed to, but I’m sure you’ll find a lady who likes to accept less! 
6. I believe it’s time for us to see other people and so that you can return to pursuing women in your individual league. I’m really glad you bought ambitious when pursuing me though, it’s great that you just’re so confident and brave and put yourself on the market. Keep shooting for the celebs, champ! 

When A Man Is Being Rude or Entitled 

Women report that men sometimes hassle them further in the event that they refuse to have sex with them after a primary date, or verbally retaliate when the girl is just not all for occurring a second date. Here are some comebacks to have readily available for those who’re experiencing this, before you block all contact and access to you. 

1. Wow! Those are some really big emotions you’re expressing here, little guy. I hope you possibly can get some help with that. Everyone deserves some support.
2. Are you normally all the time this hostile, or is your terrible personality au naturel? 
3. Have you spoken to your therapist about this? I’m sure they’d love to listen to all about your insecurities and projections. You would make case study… 
4. Are you usually this emotional or is it just your Napoleon complex? 
5. I believe I read a book about men such as you. I forget the name…oh right, it’s called the DSM-5. 

When A Man Tries to Act Hot and Cold (And Comes Back to Gauge Your Interest)

When a person overwhelms you with attention in the future, only to suddenly disappear into thin air after which come back like a ghost as if nothing ever happened, it’s time to make sure they never haunt you again with these comebacks. 

1. I imagine our lines could have gotten crossed here and also you’ve mistaken my mere politeness for interest. You’re not my type, but I’m sure there’s someone who’s willing to downgrade for you. It’s just not going to be me. 
2. Is it okay if we pretend this never happened? I’d fairly not have my friends know I dated you. They’re all the time telling me I want to stop lowering my standards. 
3. I believe you’ll have severely overestimated my interest in you. It’s okay, we’ve all been there. 
4. This is so embarrassing! I should have given you the impression I used to be romantically interested. Sorry I led you on. 
5. Who is that this? 

When A Man Tries To Make You Jealous by Mentioning Other Women (Or His “Girl Best Friend”)

Insecure toxic men attempt to make you jealous by mentioning other love prospects or showing off their shady friendships with their “girl best friend” or exes. Here are some quick ways to shut that down before you hit the block button. 

1. Wow, she sounds amazing! Can I get her number? Maybe she’ll be higher in bed than you.
2. Sounds such as you miss your ex. I feel that. Each moment I spend in your presence makes me miss my ex increasingly more!
3. You should go refer to her and ask her out! She seems more like the kind to accept less. 
4. Aww, are you attempting to make me jealous? That is so cute and precious that you think that you’re essential enough for me to care. (Hit the block button immediately after). 

When A Man Is Trying to Shame You For Having High Standards

Sometimes toxic men within the dating world will suggest low-effort dates, dangerous dates, or Netflix and Chill and subsequently attempt to shame you for having standards for those who will not be all for going out on these “dates” with them. If so, listed below are some responses to have readily available before you chop them off completely. 

1. I didn’t realize you were so financially strained and on a budget. Probably best for us not up to now, I don’t intend to make you’re feeling bad about what you possibly can offer me at once. 
2. I assumed this was a romantic date you desired to plan but considering the standard of the “date” you’ve suggested, I assume you only want us to be friends. Sorry, but even my friends take me out properly and show me time.  
3. I’m not a dog, I don’t should be walked. I even have coffee at home, and it’s delicious. Hiking is what number of true crime documentaries start, no thanks. 
4. You’re so talented at offering so many options which can be below the bare minimum! That takes skill, truly. 
5. I’m undecided why you’d call me a “tease.” That implies you ever had a likelihood of sleeping with me in the primary place. 
6. Bonus Option: Silence. Sometimes the perfect response to those “offers” isn’t any response in any respect, and moving on to raised, high-quality partners.